Breaking News

Breaking news:-
kathmandu, balaju ma ajha bihana 9 baje, shristi thapa name
gareki 4 years ko child lai usko dady mumy le jabarjasti....-
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school pathaidiye..
1000 likes tapai ko soch lai...

Where Jhul kin na gayo

ek din shere jhul kinna gaye6:
shere: shauji yo jhul ko kati par6?
Shauji: yo jhul ko 500, ramro xa ekdam, euta lamkhutte pani
xirdaina!
Shere; lau barbad lamkhutte pani xirdaina vane ma kasari
xirne ta????
Shere jindabaad!

Sphere ko surprise gift

Shere:- hera mundre ajha malai girl friend le dating ma bolaki
xa..ani uslai surprise chahiyo re vanya!!!
Mundre:- ani k dinxas ta girl friend lai surprise???
Shere;- xoro lai liyera janu parla surprise dina????

Shere ko buddhi

+18 jokes...<
ekdin shere nuhaudai thiyo,,,tettikai ma euta kt ghar ma
aayexa ani shere nangai dhoka kholna gayexa...
Kt:- xi kasto laaj navako! Kehi ta lagaunu par6 ni:...!
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ani shere daudere vitra gayera chappal lagayera aayexa!

Only 18+

Only +18.....
Ajha bihana batoma maile shere ko xoro lai vete..
Me:- babu timro name k ho??
Shere ko xoro:- birkhe....
Me:- timro dad n mum k garnu hunxa???
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shere ko xoro:- khoi dada ma ta 8 baje nai sutxu k k po garnu
hunxa malai k tha??
Shereko xoro lai 21 top ko salami

On First Day At Restaurant

On first date at Restaurant
boy-ekxinn.....
girl-khana khane bela bolna hundaina.....
girl- (khana khai sake paxi) lah bhanna timle k bhana lateko
thiyou
boy- kehi hoina
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timro chowmin ma jhinga thiyo.
{ajai ban over smart, kt haru ko chara]

** Messi Lost His Bag **

एक दिन मेस्सी ( messi ) ले
आफ्नो झोला हराए छ अनि दुखित भए
को मेस्सी लाइ साथी हरु सोध्दै "
रोनाल्डिन्हो : त्यहा पैसा थियो ?
...
क्रिस्तिअनो रोनाल्डिन्हो : मोबाइल
थियो ?
रोनी : credit card थियो ?
टोर्रेस : valentine gift थियो ?
मेस्सी : होइन यार म धरै दुखित छु आज
रोनाल्डिन्हो : किन यार के भयो भन्न त
पहिले ?
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मेस्सी : त्यहा haku दाई ले दिनुभएको autograph थियो यार